I have a bizarre visual fetish, that is bizarre even on my scale. I have a great love of crucifixion art, both male and female. Now that being said, I’m actually fairly Equitable about it, because I wouldn’t hesitate to be the crucified subject in crucifixion art. As if that wasn’t enough, in my head I’ve taken it farther. Whether it would be art that I was looking at or art that I was the subject of, I want to add impalement to it. And if I’m the subject up on the cross, I’d insist on the extra mile of having a nail through each testicle. That part I’m willing to accept is an offshoot of my somewhat morbid castration fascination.