A compilation of uwu’s and owo’s
ᵘʷᵘ oh fwick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ fwick sowwy gwuys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwyy im dwopping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ pwace ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwy -~- nyah~~
Awmost heaven, West Viwginyia Bwue Widge Mountains, Shenyandoah Wivew Wife is owd thewe, owdew than the twees Youngew than the mountains, bwowing wike a bweeze Countwy woads, take me home To the pwace I bewong West Viwginyia, mountain mama Take me home, countwy woads Aww my memowies gathew wound hew Minyew’s wady, stwangew to bwue watew Dawk and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshinye, teawdwop in my eye Countwy woads, take me home To the pwace I bewong West Viwginyia, mountain mama Take me home, countwy woads I heaw hew voice, in the mownying houw she cawws me The wadio weminds me of my home faw away And dwiving down the woad I get a feewing That I shouwd have been home yestewday, yestewday Countwy woads, take me home To the pwace I bewong West Viwginyia, mountain mama Take me home, countwy woads Countwy woads, take me home To the pwace I bewong West Viwginyia, mountain mama Take me home, countwy woads Take me home, down countwy woads Take me home, down countwy woads
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You shoulda beat him up. What an a******! Treating a fine lady (you) like that! Despite your knowledge of good music. I too am an eminem fan, and I only listen to the dirty versions of songs (like a real fan)
Mayhaps this is a bit out of the blue, fine lady, but would you be so kind as to allow me to dm you? I am Not Afraid of rejection, but I am afraid of not being brave enough to shoot my shot when it matters. And do not fear, I will not go Berserk if you say no! Haha 😉
Hi everyone (✿◠‿◠)! I am 13 years old and looking for a new daddy because my last daddy got arrested (∩︵∩) (◕﹏◕✿), It doesn’t matter if your uwu is big or not,(◕﹏◕✿) as long as you give me cummies (✿◠‿◠)!
MY CAT WAS SCRATCHING THE WALL SO I SLAPPED HIM SO HE WOULD STOP (ITS NOT ABUSE IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND I DIDNT HIT HIM ALL THAT HARD) AND HE DIED! MY PARENTS ARE ON THEIR WAY HOME WHAT DO I DO WITH THE BODY!?
-Inumimi
