I really wish I could clone myself. It’s not a fetish or anything, but if you think about it, you are the best person who you could date. Everybody else who you’d date can never be EXACTLY at your level of standards or EXACTLY understanding what you’re going through, but you. And even if you didn’t date yourself, you could still make out with yourself anytime that you wanted. Now that I think of it, that begs the question: if you cloned yourself and had s** with yourself, would it be considered s** or m***********?