Requirements for next girlfriend: under 135 pounds, under 5ft 4 in height, white, no socks, no underwear, no birth control, no STDs, no infectious diseases, smokes cigarettes daily, under age 30, preference for under age 25. DTF.
Requirements for next girlfriend: under 135 pounds, under 5ft 4 in height, white, no socks, no underwear, no birth control, no STDs, no infectious diseases, smokes cigarettes daily, under age 30, preference for under age 25. DTF.
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Why do you want a midget? Intimated by normal sized women?
I’m 5″3 and pretty hot 😉 stop being a jealous giraffe
Yeah I kinda am
I’m glad you listed this under A Fantasy.
Why is there a place for a listing?
I’d takenapplciants
So, that kinda sounds like a girl I hooked up with in college? Well only partly – that girl definitely had STDs and was more like 5foot 6 and maybe 110 pounds – fucking skinny as a rail. Also, not sure if she meets the “no socks” requirement because she was a little too into knee high socks. That was 2001 and that whole Brittney look was a thing. This girl was also kinda into Goth shit and had the knee high boots so there’s that. But sometimes she’d glam it up … like 5 inch high heels and a waaaaaay to short glittery skirt with nothing on underneath and that being clear for all to see – so like nothing both a gold glittery skirt and stilleto heels – she loved that look on weekends – she should have worn hose but never did – her legs were always covered in bruises and sores – the bare legs look was not a good look for her, she she was all skin and bones and pale and pasty white with leg covered I. Bruises and mysterious sores and just – man I had to drink a lot when we went out to not stare at them and wonder how the fuck she got them… but yeah wow what a piece of work…
she was kinda too into pills too, all kinds, and probably an alcoholic too, but also bulemic. You didn’t mention bulemic. This girl barfed all the time. She also smoked all the time. Partly to hide the vomit Snell and partly to hide the smell of whatever drugs she had smoked. And when I say smoked a lot Indo actually mean like three packs a day. I never met many honest to god three pack a Day smokers under the age of thirty before, but she was definitely one of them. So yeah She also just generally was a nicotine fiend and both constantly smoked cigarettes and also drank coffee endlessly. So much coffee.
She was 23-24 when we dated, I was 21-22 – she had notoriously slept around with dozens of guys
I had like only ever had twonserious girlfriends ever
She was way above my skill level
anyways yeah she used to be a lawyer for planned parenthood I think? Maybe she still lives in Chicago ?