I have a kink for uniforms. No, seriously, full blown like fetish style. Hit me up with that ww2 pilot!! oh f****** hell, I’ll even go for the burly (over 18) scout type, dear lord. Firefighters aren’t really my cup of tea though, it’s more military style. Why am I telling you this? Because this is a confession website and I’m in the middle of battling a giant cold and I need something, anything, to make me feel better. And oh boy, do uniforms make me feel better.

Also, hi incel guy! Welcome to hell.