I really want to be with my best friend. Even while I’m lying next to my husband all I can think about is him…
⟟⏁⟟⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⍙⍜⍀⎅⌇ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌰⏃⋏☌⎍⏃☌⟒ ⍜⎎ ⏃⋏⏃⏁⍜⋏, ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⍀⏃⋏⌇⌰⏃⏁⍜⍀ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⏃⌿⌿⌰⊬ ⏁⊑⟒ ⍀⎍⌰⟒⌇ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ ⍙⍀⟟⏁⟟⋏☌ ⌇⊬⌇⏁⟒⋔.
Mary Smith of Fiserv looks so hot. I want her to rest her feet on my face like a footstool and tell me what an ugly loser I am. 😳