I dreamt of you and I miss you so much!
There’s nothing like a girl’s TAMPON shoved up a boy’s a s s . He’ll get erect as it goes in. He’ll wiggle and squirm as his balls shake back and forth and his stiffened shaft wobbles.
Tampon Tim puts those tampon dispensers in the boys’ bathroom for a reason.
Come down yer chimney, f*** your wife till she has a bigger hole and toss her in the trash, eat your cookies n fly away . -der weihnachtsman