SUCKOFF SUNDAYS at Cleo’s tonight for a special night: To promote cross town unity HANKS will be closed tonight and will loan all of it’s bitchy bottoms, jizzlejockeys, tweakers, anuslickers, grundlehuffers and r************* players to Cleo’s to make a statement that BLACK LOADS MATTER at Hank’s Bar too. A shuttle bus will be leaving at 7, 8 and 9 o’clock.

And remember the motto at Cleo’s: “when you come to Cleo’s you’re gonna blow some bros fo sho!”

So get off your high horse and drop your snobby attitude and spread your buns for a black man with a big gun!

Hank, Proprietor