I have the cures for all society’s ills:

Government should be eliminated. It will be replaced by artificial intelligence. The computers will make laws and assess infractions electronically. As far as a national figurehead goes, the President will be a carefully-chosen dog (Dog is God spelled backwards). The canine will actually have to do very little other than pose for pictures and sit on a throne, but will be entitled to a security detail.

The police as we know it will be abolished and replaced by a specialized unit called the Foundation for Law and Government (FLAG). Ultimately their orders will come from the AI computers and President Pooch, but they will exist as a large force of tractor-trailers that drive around the country. Inside each of those tractor trailers will be an AI-operated black sports car that will be able to drive out of the trailers and respond whenever problems arise. Between the cars’ intelligence and the moxy of the drivers with their rugged good looks, all crimes will be investigated and ultimately prevented this way.