I FUCKED Petey Wheatstraw, the DEVIL’S SON-IN-LAW! I creamed his c** cavern! RUDY RAY MOORE loved him some WHITE MEAT and we swapped that HOLY JISM in our s*** holes and peterpussy pockets!
We met after my brother spent a day driving him to various boishacks and weiner wranglers, getting his rocks off with Miami’s finest. I asked him to let me know next time Rudy Ray was in town; and when he was, we had a GAY OLE TIME in a suite at the Marco Polo, pushing pudding pops up our puckers, DELICIOSO
tl;dr MY HOLY JISM DEFEATS ALL DEVILS
– CORVALLUS