YAWN I’m trying to get “Fred” on Growlr to ditch Club Aqua and rub his hairy nuts across my Croutingly Crease and fill me with his Freaky Fresca, but no bite yet. How can he turn down This Backpussi?!

– CORVALLUS

BTW I live in MIAMI but I hope somebody goes to Cleo’s and tells the bartender they are looking for me, I know he’s heavy creamer named Jack!