I had a dream about this website crushing me and making me harder than ever. That dream is now my ultimate fantasy. Every night I have wet dreams hoping and praying that this website will crush me into climax. I have even had a custom body pillow made with this website’s logo on it so when I have a w********, some of my c** will make it onto the body pillow.
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Thank you for confirming my worst fears that I meant nothing. Ill still help you. Can you just give me time for the pills to kick in.
The wolves stopped in their tracks, sizing up the mother and her cubs. It had been over a week since their last meal and they were getting desperate. The cubs would make a good meal, but there were high risks taking on the mother Grizzly. A decision had to be made and the wrong choice could signal the end of the pack.
is it just me or listening to stories of guys complain about other girls who have treated them bad makes u wanna also treat them badly?
I was selfish and thinking about my self. I want thing’s to go back to normal
I touched myself unpurely. Lord forgive me. I need to never do it again.
The botter(s)/hacker(s)/whatever(s) clearly have nothing better to do. They’re lifeless idiots.
Current obsessive fantasy: getting spit roasted by two or more horny old men. Preferably a room full of them.
Not all people who wander are lost.
China can’t break a broken system. The government wants you to be afraid.
Calling Jack Lalane: I need my JIZZLE JUICED!
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
Time for 1980’s big hair and power shoulders to make a comeback.
I’m so fucking mad right now! Fuck!
One out of about 100 “confessions” here are real or worth reading and responding to. The rest are useless
We need to fight depression. Let’s lift and sweat out all that depression ya’ll.
The computer wouldn’t start. She banged on the side and tried again. Nothing. She lifted it up and dropped it to the table. Still nothing. She banged her closed fist against the top. It was at this moment she saw the irony of trying to fix the machine with violence.
I just didn’t want to fuck him, sorry. But he could have watched.
I want to drug my boyfriend and tie him up in my basement. Don’t judge me I’m sure I’m not the only girl who’s thought of that.
the planet is a lot but hey, we can stretch
I want you now AL
the holocaust was faked
Who’s SHEBEEF would you most like to suck and get breeded by? Definitely Camila Mattoli for me. Share in the comments!
I blame white people.
Normality and sanity is good. Whatever bad state you’re in snap out of it.
How many people are on this site? Hit a like/dislike or comment to let me know
The only things saving me from staring at a blank spot on the wall, which I feel like doing very often, are Internet/wifi, tv & sleep.
my brother married a child bride & no one wants to talk about it
He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw.
I think I have cancer. I’ll know soon. Right now, all I can think is: How many bad things have to happen to one person before they just quit?
Around blacks…NEVER relax
He goes on with his life as normal. Does he ever think of me? Did I ever mean anything to him?
Come on. We need to lift.
Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard.
May be someday I’ll again disturb you all of a sudden without any intimation.
am i the only one who hasn’t gone out with somebody? yes i definitely am.
Come on. Push Push push. I need to motivate myself to workout more.
Do yourself a big favor and leave. Please leave and never return to this site again. This place will make you lose brain cells along with losing hope and faith in humanity.
He doesn’t even care about me, why am I wasting my time with him? What does it matter, it’s not working. Love is the commitment to tolerate another person.
You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah.
Don’t think about it, just DO it.
My grandma is a hydromaniac and keeps sticking the garden hose into the windows at my house trying to flood it. What should I do about this??
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.
I’m glad this horrible crush experience is over. Ready to delete you from my life.
I don’t love you anymore, but I still just wanna fuck.
All my dreams are crushed because i will never trust people. I can die, empty, and Frankly not pleased with reality. Disgusting Life
Turning away from the ledge, he started slowly down the mountain, deciding that he would, that very night, satisfy his curiosity about the man-house. In the meantime, he would go down into the canyon and get a cool drink, after which he would visit some berry patches just over the ridge, and explore among the foothills a bit before his nap-time, which always came just after the sun had walked past the middle of the sky. At that period of the day the sun’s warm rays seemed to cast a sleepy spell over the silent mountainside, so all of the animals, with one accord, had decided it should be the hour for their mid-day sleep.
I’m a guy and I wear thongs. boys or girls idgaf
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
Stephanie patrick (Game theory) is center of my fantasies. I really wanna give her my dick.
fucking hate being on peroid.
Everyone deserves to have a field of open dreams
Karen Kiebert I’d give anything to have you again every inch of you is so beautiful
I’m a girl. I think I’m in love with my female best friend. I’m going to tell her in five days. Wish me luck
I picked the wrong day to not take my Prozac. It was hell at work. I’m so quitting that job this year.
I agree, this random person is so annoying, weird, and disgusting.
I haven’t had sex in 3 years.
Romance is dead. I’m 27 and never had a single romantic gift
NO WAY THIS WEBSITE ACTUALLY ADDED COMMENTS AGAIN!!!! YAYYYYYY
Right now I’m having a shit and having a tea.
Hip hop/rap/trap/country music are all extremely terrible. I wish it would all go away forever. That would be great.
I hate other humans
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along.
I need to put my own feelings and needs aside and just be her friend. She is going through so much right now. But how do I do this without suffocating the bitch?
Make me stare at you when I cum
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.
Secret genocide Lord of Cleansing please accept this human sacrifices
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students.
i’m not sleeping with you and i’m not going to date you.
Not using this site again
I left my bedroom door open just a crack and my dad watched me masturbate today
I’d rather be a bird than a fish.
I like turtles
Hopeless,sad,despondent,forlorn, desolate.And don’t know were to go and were to turn.
Succ ‘n’ Fucc
I got my first period today
Push. Push. We gotta lift those weights or hit the treadmill to sweat to fight depression.
Just shake your butt and have a lesbian experience!
Im 12 and i use my brothers miniture wood bat to screw myself. I found out i really like it in my ass.
I hope you die in a fire
The guy i met in 2016 can die in 2016
Who am I?
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
Sure, I’d be happy for you but my ego would disintegrate. Vestigial as it is.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
I never feel happy.
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible.
It was a question of which of the two she preferred. On the one hand, the choice seemed simple. The more expensive one with a brand name would be the choice of most. It was the easy choice. The safe choice. But she wasn’t sure she actually preferred it.
SENPAI, CUM IN MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA!!
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.
Here’s to another date w/the blank spot on the wall. Possibly w/a sharp object in tow.