Last night I dreamed I fucked hens. WTF. It was so disgusting. What a nightmare. It kind of mixed it with the fact that I f*** hookers without condoms. Like the hookers were hens. The f*** is going on in my head???
Last night I dreamed I fucked hens. WTF. It was so disgusting. What a nightmare. It kind of mixed it with the fact that I f*** hookers without condoms. Like the hookers were hens. The f*** is going on in my head???
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If you fuck hens, they die.
How do you know?
I’ve seen it.
No you don’t fuck hookers without condoms. If you even ask a hooker you will earn yourself a slap.
Dumbasss lay troll. This site was already shit but it’s now shitter than Trumps diaper covered ass.
Couple things:
Have you ever heard the joke that ends with the punchline “this is nothing, last week we watched aome guy fucking chickens!”?
Second, and true story: i used to masturbate so incessantly that I had to look for any ways to make it less boring. One day I am in the fridge after school because I wanted to try the watermelon or canteloupe method. I was distracted as soon as I saw the baking hen thawing that my mother had set in fridge fresh for dinner. Yes I totally slid into that thing from both ends. Damn near shredded my cock on the bones in the cavity but my entire family got some extra protein at dinner that night. And yes I am dead serious.
That being said, multiple therapists have never been able to tell me if it was bestiality, necrophilia, or both.
WTF MAN!