My dream is to get away from this f****** creep. See I have a problem where I act nice just so people don’t hate me, but this guy s****, he’s totally in love. And I hate it.
He just is a lonely loser who’s fat as f*** who wants to date me. He doesn’t even know how to have s** probably.
And he said “I like my dog, my truck, and chix” LITERALLY CHIX ….. Like what a f****** douche.
And guess what he said to me, that in the winter he likes to wear his leather jacket so he can get the chix.
And guess what. He’s not even dating anyone, and he told me the only time he’s really dated was on some starwars video game with an NPC.
How pathetic …
And he thinks he can get me?
Well well
Tomorrow I’ll prove to him I’m smarter and stronger than him and that I don’t need a man. I’ll drive him off.
Anyone have any tips on how to make a guy creeped the hell out?
I’d love suggestions.
As I hate this lonely a** douche bag who thinks of himself as so “macho” (yeah he called himself that, I know his head is so far up his own a**)

I even think he lied about his age. Because I’m 15 and he said he was 15 even though he was born in like the 1990s or something so yeah … obviously a liar.

And he looks older so its no fact that he’s a Junior or Senior. And let me tell you something ….

I thought he’d be a nice guy, who was friendly, chill, talked about video games.

Apparently he was a s** driven guy who thinks you still have to hide your emotions in society.
COME THE HELL ON!?
IS THIS THE F****** 60s?
ARE YOU A GREASER WANNABE?
GET YOUR S*** TOGETHER.
I mean I know he wants to go out with me and all that but jesus … I want someone who isn’t up my a** 24/7 and a total wuss.
Says he doesn’t even play the knife game, only on the phones touch screen.
When I’m a girl and I can play it with a knife and keep going with a cut up finger.
“Macho”?
Please.
More like go cry back to your dead mommy.
Seriously what a loser.
I bet his mother wasn’t even dead and he was just trying to gain some sympathy … what a sociopath.

Too bad I don’t date. And I lied to him. I do have a phone and social media.
I just wouldn’t want to date a loser like that.
And a douche.
Maybe if he changed his attitude he’d get some of those “chix” and I mean the real kind … not the imaginary one in your video games.
I play games and I’m not as mentally retarded as that f*** a**. And I’m a girl.
And I’m younger than him obviously.
And sure I may be weak in terms of strength, but I will tell you one thing … karate helps defend yourself and kick a**.

P.S IF YOU FIND THIS, AND YOU’RE THE PERSON I TALKED TO, GO TO HELL AND NEVER TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN.
AND OH, YOU’RE NOT MACHO, OR MANLY AND STOP BEING SO WHINY.
NO ONE GIVES A F*** IF YOU’RE MANLY.

P.P.S I don’t give a f***, I’m not impressed. Unless you can bomb an entire place, shoot a hundred people, and stab a few. Then I’ll be impressed.
But if you just hit your own self in the face to prove you’re strong, yeah you just look like a dumbass.

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