I had a dream that my crush is gay. It was the weirdest, most horrible dream I’ve ever had about him.
You don’t look to happy? Let’s carve you a new smile 😃 Get me the pumpkin carver, does it work on humans? Let’s find out you flesh bag of meat 🍖
Jack-o-lantern
If I s*** a n****** d*** would that be good enough?