I hate it! I hate what I’m doing, and want to do it no more. But I can’t just leave, why? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!!!!
F***k first day back as Mall Santa Claus for work! There’s a lot more Chinese than last year, commies
Mall Santa Claus FML
I carry one of the tanks of helium with me in my car as a way to stay calm. When I see the Fiserv buildings in the morning against the ominous midwestern skies, I just have to take a look at the tank to know that I am in control of my suffering and can end it. This gives me a mood boost and allows me to get through the day. Funny how that works.
