I have separate messages for three different people that have pissed me off recently. Here we go.

T: F*** you. Just f*** you. Go f*** yourself. You invite me to play video games with you. You know since we never spend time together I was actually happy. And you f****** INVITE your annoying-a** friends over? F***. You. we are into two games and I hear them come upstairs. They f****** RUIN the night for me. What was once supposed to be a great night of me sucking at video games was ruined by your gay-a** friend wanting to play pong. Just f****** stop. And then you tell me to LEAVE? at first it was subtle. “Oh you like listening to us gossiping?” then you straight up tell me to leave. How f****** rude are you? Why the f*** do you care if I’m there or not? If you didn’t want me to be there in the first place, don’t f****** invite me, dickhead. And don’t invite your older, annoying, thinking-they-are-badass friends too, I f****** hate them. They are just such CUNTS! All you did was talk about who you were going to invite to this horrible drunk a** party you’re planning. How about GET THE F*** OUT?

M: Die. Please just f****** die. Stop thinking you are all that just because you had s** with some sluts when you were 14 or whatever. And STOP talking about your obsession with “s***” girls. Also known as underage 18 year olds, c***. Why are you so obsessed with them anyway? It’s like all you talk about. “Oh yes, invite Jessica mcwhoreface because she is s*** as f*** and I want to hit on her.” Well, d***, if you are so good at talking to girls then where the hell is your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don’t have one. Why? Oh Who knows. Maybe because your ego is just as big as your nose. Why are you so obsessed with getting drunk? Why do you think it’s so cool? It’s not. It makes you look like an idiot. You are so f****** annoying and high-pitched. Stop telling everyone to grow up when you are acting like a college freshman.

C: you don’t annoy me that much but WHY THE F*** ARE YOU DRINKING WHEN YOU AREN’T EVEN OLD ENOUGH. YOU S***!!! And who has ice cream for dinner? od, I hate these people. You ruin my night ALL THE F****** TIME because you are always coming over way too much. Just go to someone else’s house for once.