I always think about you when I self serve. You’re the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen in my life. You have great hair. I tend to get upset when you shave your facial hair off. I don’t normally like men with facial hair but when you have a goatee and a beard it puts me into a hormonal frenzy. When I found out that were the same zodiac sign I became really excited at first but I later learned that we aren’t too compatable. That’s okay. But I bet the s** would be phenomenal. I wish you were closer to my age and lived next door so that I could flirt with you at the mailbox and eventually ask you out for pizza. You have the most sexiest lips I’ve ever seen. I’m so curious as to what you can do with them. You’re probably a great kisser too. Ugh, if only I could play seven minutes in heaven with you. It would probably turn into thirty minutes. I don’t care if there’s a big age gap, I still find your super s***. 🙂