My seventh grade life science teacher was a really hot woman named Karen Stevens. When I was in the seventh grade, she was around 25 years old, and I thought she was the most gorgeous person I’d ever seen. I wasn’t a particularly good student, and I think that part of the reason why not is that I spent a lot of time fantasizing about doing all sorts of things with her. Now, 20 years later, I still fantasize about her sometimes. She’s married and in her early forties now, but I’d still welcome any chance to bang the s*** out of her.