My first thought when I wake up every morning is, “how many hours until I get to sleep again?” When my wife asks me my opinion about dinner or TV or whatever, I just want to say, “I don’t even want to be awake right now. I could not care less what you decide.”

I’ve felt this way for so long that I don’t know what to do. We have three children, and I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since the first one came along. I love my children, but damn – I just want to sleep more than five hours one night. Literally, it’s been 4 years since I’ve been able to sleep five hours in a row.