Women who quit being fun in bed – giving handjobs, blowjobs, stripteases, etc…. after they get married are like people who lie in their job interviews. I’ve been married 8 years, and all of the “fun” pretty much stopped within six months. After so long of waiting for it to pick back up, I’m looking elsewhere.

Listen ladies – if you don’t want to do that stuff, that’s fine. But bring that up in the interview. Don’t wait until you’ve signed the contract to change your skills.