I’m a notch away from hating somebody, and I also want to f*** them for reasons I am frustratingly without.

They drive me insane, make the same repetitive jokes, are unendingly arrogant and talk down to people (especially women), and their ideals towards life are way too bitter and retired for a person their age. And yet, right as they strike a nerve, I’m stuck in limbo between wanting to punch them in the face and wanting to dominate them.

Aside, I am in a relationship and the option of just getting it out of my system is well, not an option.