Starting in about 1999, I began using fake online profiles to get women to send me s*** photos. It started out of boredom, and then just became my pastime. No, I am not some loser who lives in his mother’s basement. I have a house, career, family of my own. But I don’t like watching TV or video games or the other things guys my age do to kill the time. I do this – they call it “catfishing” now, but it wasn’t called that when I started.

I am amazed at how gullible women can be, and how quickly and easily I can get them to send me something. Sometimes it only takes 15 minutes. The harder ones take about 4 days. Once I get what I want, I just keep asking for more until they quit giving it. Then I delete that profile and move on.

I save everything, and now I have three flash drives with hundreds of different women’s photos, videos, and personal information. Some women I’ve “catfished” multiple times with different profiles. They never learn. I’ve also managed to do it to a few people I know in real life – two coworkers and my sister-in-law.

But now, most women want to give me live shows on Skype, and I don’t have the time to get one of those fake skype things that shows a video loop of a guy instead of the real me. So I’m thinking of just trading what I have on these flash drives with other guys to get new material. There are websites that are just for that – trading.