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When my ex-husband and I were going through our separation, I secretly put hydrogen peroxide in his shampoo (OMG, his hair was turning bozo red!) and I peed just a little bit everyday in his mouthwash that the dentist gave him to whiten his teeth. Guess what? They never got white!
Then I cut a tassle off each of his beloved Cole Han shoes. haha! You know how you feel itchy when you get a haircut? Well…I out tiny tiny hairs in all his pants, shorts and underwear. hahaha Bet he was a sritch-scratching! I had moved out of the master bedroom and he asked me to have the house cleaner clean his bathromm – no problem. I did it with the help of his tootbrush and that toilet was really gross. But I did put his toobrush back.

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