IT’S ME AUSTIN!

IT’S ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!

YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT!

EVEN MY FAMILY BOUGHT IT! EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!

EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU WERE MADE FOOLS OF!

BUT YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE TO DO IT! AUSTIN MADE ME! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN MADE ME FOOL YOU! HE MADE ME! BECAUSE, AUSTIN, I HAD TO TEACH YOU A LESSON THAT YOU WOULD NEVER, EVER FORGET!

AND NOW, AUSTIN…AUSTIN, NOW YOU KNOW THERE IS NO PRICE I WILL NOT PAY! THERE IS NO DEPTH THAT I WILL NOT STOOP TO MAKE YOU LIFE HERE ON EARTH, AUSTIN, A TOTAL, COMPLETE LIVING HELL!

– VINCE “CATHERINE ‘REDDIT MEME KING’ GRAHAM” MCMAHON