I was fixing my tampon string in history class and my teacher mad eye contact with me. Awkward.
The devil himself has extended my contract to roam earth until Friday the 13th, usually Satan drags me back to Hell on Halloween night, Where I am tortured until next October
Demon Kane
While at Fiserv, I find myself frequently daydreaming throughout the day. I fantasize about talking a nice, euphoric walk to my car as I realize those are my final moments of suffering. I get in, close the door and turn on the generator and gently fall into a permanent sleep…
