Katelyn from Kurkamart was fondling my man bun, tickling it good, so good I Pulled my d*** out of her a** and the c*um blasted onto her brothers shirt And into his eye while he was trynna film it for the gram. Stained his work shirt now hes gonna smell like a slavic man. And you motherfucka it is not gay because I’ve got your daughter on snapchat screenshoting pics of my man bun that you couldn’t grow you bald a** head american man.

-the adventures of man bun milos.