First I'll eat your eggs, Then I'll set your hair on fire, mothafucka I'm crazier then Michael Myers with a set of plyers without a hockey mask, when you

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First I’ll eat your eggs, Then I’ll set your hair on fire, mothafucka I’m crazier then Michael Myers with a set of plyers without a hockey mask, when you look into my eyes there is no soul, sold it to the devil for an egg.
-Evil Easter Bunny.

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I’m going to let my boyfriend nut in me, and not my husband.

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Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You see things around here are not as they should be, history comes to life here. You will find out soon enough newbie. -Night at the museum.