Haha, If you died you wouldn’t rise from the tomb like I did, you’d get eaten by rats! -Evil Jesus.
I am so glad that you got fat Gavin and your wife is ugly.
Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You see things around here are not as they should be, history comes to life here. You will find out soon enough newbie. -Night at the museum.