hei, mum calls dad ole’ sol. for old s*** on the liver, of folidol, which was fertilizer. :).
My online pen name is tim gurnsey. I was recently given a title I did not earn, and I feel guilty about it. I work on decades-old software and haven’t done anything notable to earn this high title in my pitifully short time at the company and would like to apologize for demeaning the honor of the title.
You were so cute dancing tonight. I just wanted to grab you and start f****** u.