Had this weird dream that I woke up watching my collie licking that pie
Today was my last day of work as a mall Easter Bunny until Christmas, so I had a productive day at work. I beat up the mall manager Ken, squeezed the t I t s of his wife. Went through 82 cans of beer in April at work. And had a b0ner all day today -Mall Santa FML.
Jesus Christ✨️ thank God! Today was my last day of work until December when I am hired to become mall Santa Claus. Today was my last day dealing with your little sh*t kids for Easter. F*** every one of you -Mall Easter Bunny FML.
