Kylie from Scotland blocked me on everything, but I have screenshots from her Facebook. I was gooning so hard to her profile pic from 3 Years ago

4 months

57 Views

Kylie from Scotland blocked me on everything, but I have screenshots from her Facebook. I was gooning so hard to her profile pic from 3 Years ago pretending to put my d ick into her photos mouth

New Confession

Today was my last day of work as a mall Easter Bunny until Christmas, so I had a productive day at work.
I beat up the mall manager Ken, squeezed the t I t s of his wife.
Went through 82 cans of beer in April at work.
And had a b0ner all day today
-Mall Santa FML.

Related Confessions

I want to marry the b*** witch from twelve forever, I know I can’t marry a fictional character, but I can’t help myself, dat a**