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The HR director said she wouldn’t hire me because I didn’t have a Master’s Degree. While I was sitting there the CEO came in to inform the HR Director that the system was down again and they needed to hire ‘talent’ right away.

I told him it was a shame, I could fix it but alas I didn’t have a Master’s Degree and the HR queen said I had to have one. No Master’s means no job. So I couldn’t help him out.

He was shocked and asked if I could really fix it. I said yes I could but I wasn’t allowed to touch the system since a Master’s degree is what really mattered.

I asked if he had a Master’s Degree and he said yes but not in computer engineering. I asked the HR queen if she had a Master’s Degree and she said yes she certainly did. I told her that she should go fix the system since she had the Master’s Degree. As I got up to walk out I told them to let me know how it all worked out for them and then I left.

About two weeks later I heard they hired a bunch of cheap labor from India to fix it but the cheap labor made it even more screwed up. I guess all those Indians didn’t have a Master’s Degree. I hear that Musk wants to import more of them because he says Americans are ‘too stupid to understand technology’. Musk is the one who is stupid and he’s a cheap Jew.

There are lots of American techs that know technology and Musk is not one of them. He bought Tesla, he didn’t do a thing to contribute to it. It was already built by the American engineers who were there. Musk is a FAKE! It’s the American CEOs that are stupid.

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