Nobody ever believes Santa r**** me annually until they see that he branded my left a** cheek with his name
I fantasize with telling my wife that I do not have Erectile Dysfunction. I actually only get hard for girls under 13. Im thinking about leaving her because of it so i can be a ped. Cause its the only thing that gives me any sort s***** pleasure.
Are you afraid of dying? How do you know? You’ve never tried it before…
agent zero
