Come down yer chimney, fuck your wife till she has a bigger hole and toss her in the trash, eat your cookies n fly away . -der weihnachtsman - Simply Confess

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Come down yer chimney, f*** your wife till she has a bigger hole and toss her in the trash, eat your cookies n fly away .
-der weihnachtsman

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I want everyone to know I’m a little wetter girl and I go peepee in my potty pants. I need someone to change my wet potty pants and wipe my little wet tushie for me. I’m a little puddle pants girl. Love Chloe xx

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