Sticking her legs in a wood chipper so she can’t run away was My dream last night. -real life schitzo
I want everyone to know I’m a little wetter girl and I go peepee in my potty pants. I need someone to change my wet potty pants and wipe my little wet tushie for me. I’m a little puddle pants girl. Love Chloe xx
Jesus Christ✨️ thank God! Today was my last day of work until December when I am hired to become mall Santa Claus. Today was my last day dealing with your little sh*t kids for Easter. F*** every one of you -Mall Easter Bunny FML.
