My p**** is a weapon, the sword is my d***, it sprays acidic sperm melting b****** on contact. -SantaSquad100
I was the one who drank my brothers mt dew that he left in the fridge, he blamed my younger brother and I got away with it
I hate Linkedin and modern society. I want a job, you want an employee. Here’s what I can do. Will you hire me? Yes/no. It used to be that easy and it still should be like that. I hate all the b******* and extra steps attached to modern life.
