Citizens of Eternia, thank you for gathering here today. We stand at a pivotal moment in our history, a time when we must choose the path that will lead

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Citizens of Eternia, thank you for gathering here today. We stand at a pivotal moment in our history, a time when we must choose the path that will lead us to a brighter future. I am honored to stand before you as a candidate for President, and I present to you my vision for Eternia. Together, we will build a land of prosperity, justice, and unity. Allow me to outline the 8 pillars of my platform:

1. Economic Prosperity:
Our economy must be vibrant and inclusive. I will implement policies that support small businesses and entrepreneurs, ensuring that everyone has the opportunity to succeed. We will invest in new technologies and industries, creating jobs and fostering innovation. Our economy will be a beacon of strength and stability.

2. Environmental Stewardship:
Eternia’s natural beauty is one of our greatest assets. We must protect our forests, rivers, and skies. I will promote sustainable practices and invest in renewable energy sources. By embracing green technology, we will ensure that future generations inherit a world as beautiful as the one we live in today.

3. Education for All:
Every citizen deserves access to quality education. I will ensure that our schools are well-funded and that every child has the resources they need to succeed. We will emphasize STEM education, critical thinking, and the arts, preparing our young minds to lead us into the future.

4. Healthcare and Wellness:
Healthcare is a fundamental right. I will work to make healthcare accessible and affordable for all Eternians. We will invest in medical research, mental health services, and preventive care, ensuring that everyone can live a healthy, fulfilling life.

5. Public Safety and Security:
Our communities must be safe. I will strengthen our law enforcement agencies and ensure they have the resources they need to protect us. We will also focus on community policing and building trust between citizens and law enforcement, creating a safer and more cohesive society.

6. Technological Advancement:
Eternia must be at the forefront of technological innovation. I will support research and development in cutting-edge fields such as artificial intelligence, robotics, and space exploration. By leading in these areas, we will create new opportunities and secure our place as a global leader.

7. Social Justice and Equality:
Every Eternian deserves to be treated with dignity and respect. I will fight against discrimination and ensure that all citizens have equal opportunities. We will work to bridge the gaps in our society and create a more inclusive and equitable Eternia.

8. Strong International Alliances:
Eternia cannot stand alone. We must strengthen our alliances and build new partnerships with other nations. By working together, we can tackle global challenges such as climate change, terrorism, and poverty. Our foreign policy will be one of cooperation and mutual respect.

My fellow Eternians, these pillars represent my vision for a stronger, more prosperous Eternia. Together, we can achieve great things. Together, we can build a future where everyone has the opportunity to thrive. Let us unite and work towards a brighter tomorrow. Vote for Scyther, and let’s make Eternia the shining jewel of our world!

Thank you, and may we soar to new heights together!”

[The crowd erupts in applause, chanting “Scyther! Scyther!” as Scyther raises his arms in a triumphant pose.]

New Confession

Last night my parents had a dinner party for some of their friends. Usually they are lame and I do something to get out of the house. I was out with friends and when I got home I was surprised how many people were still here. I said hello to everyone and went upstairs to my room. About 10 minutes later one of my parents friends came into my room. I’ve known him and his wife since as long as I can remember but was still very surprised when he just walked into my room. He was drunk and rambling and I was just being the polite girl I always am when he grabbed my arm which surprised me. He pulled me down to the floor and unzipped his pants before I like even realized what was going on. Then I saw it. He was bigger than anyone I’ve ever seen. He was uncut which I’ve only seen one other time and he was really hairy. I went from being scared to turned on and when he put his hand on my head he didn’t have to do much. I took him in my mouth and he grew. Like the biggest guy I’ve ever been with by a lot. He started talking dirty calling me names and it just made me hotter. He finished in my mouth and it was like a gallon. I had to swallow like five or six times to get it all. I was looking up at him sort of in shock when he slapped my face with it and told me I did a good job. Then he zipped up and walked out. I went downstairs like a half hour later and people were leaving including him. His wife hugged me as they were leaving. I could literally still taste her husband in my mouth as his wife hugged me. I just woke up this morning and it’s all I can think about.

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Dear old man,

I cannot tell you what you did to me and how you broke your word to my mother in her last days of her life. You, sir, are a real insult in my presence and what you did you left me hanging to dry without paying a dime to me. I am angry, hurt and disappointed to you and your actions led you to be greedy and not doing what you promised to me. Mom would be angry and sorely disappointed in you. You have brought shame to me and my family. I don’t know if I will forgive you for what you did and sometimes in the near future you are going to make your amends with me and set things right. You won’t hear from me anytime soon and unless you make things right with me don’t bother calling me. That’s all I have to say to you, you thief!