I traced my ancestry back way before 16,000 BC! Thus I own the world. I want reparations from all of you!
I’m wearing a leather vest and Old Spice cologne and I’m heading to visit Corvallus Bronson Winslow III’s turkish bathhouse and all you can eat waffle buffet.
People who shoot off illegal fireworks should be shot and k1lled on sight. A reward shall be given per body.
