I met Bill Nye at the USA Science & Engineering Festival this past weekend and I saw his stage show twice and during the first show (on Saturday), I couldn’t help but notice how long and slender his legs were and how his pants fit on him and at his second show (Sunday) I could only focus on the muscles underneath his shirt as he moved and his crotch and I wondered how big he was and imagined sliding him into my mouth and hearing him groaning and then I went to his Meet & Greet and when it was my turn to get an autograph I was almost speechless and my mind went blank and even though he’s 58 years old, I’m insanely attracted to him. I want to f*** him so bad.