I’m in love with my roommate. I hope he at least considers me a true friend even if that’s all we will ever be.
Press the pedal with my d*ck. Drop the camaro on Forgiatos b itch -Tread dickless aka d*** treadless.
I was this close🤏 To cutting all your hair off💇♀️ And tattooing dicks all over you🙈 While you slept🤷♂️ Kylie from Scotland you bald b****☺️ -Electronic Shaver.
