A bird stuck in cow s*** is happier than the bird in the lion’s stomach.
ive been having diarrhea the past few days so i was on the can for hours. i got bored so i decided to use nail polish, but i dropped the brush in between my crossed legs so now i have nail polish on my p**** hair
I just love walking this beach where ppl don’t have swim suits on. Oh those hot bodies, guys get hard, girls are curious.
