I am in my 30s, and I have always been overweight. Always. When I was in school, I crushed on practically every girl, because none of them would give me a chance, and you always want what you can’t get it seems. So after graduation, I moved across the country. Finally, by the time I turned 21, I got one girl to go on a date with me. I ended up marrying her – my first girlfriend. She’s a little chubby, but not nearly as bad as me.
Tonight, on a whim, I started looking up those old crush’s online profiles. Half of them married fatter guys than me! I’m a little pissed – like, when does a woman start giving the fat guys a chance? Is it in their 20s? 30s? After a divorce and you feel like you have no choice? Where were all of these women when I was desperate? Now I am married – now it is too late for me to date around. I’m pissed.
