A*** Aioli Alan stopping by to say Merry Christmas to everyone except KORVALLUS KRINGLE who came to my house in full costume and with another guy in a Rudolph reindeer costume and both screwed my boy p**** so hard that I’m having trouble sitting flat today! The man in the Rudolph costume had a dark complexion and smelled like hamburgers, he said his name was Robert Hamburger and broke wind on my face and said “there’s a gift for you Alan!” I’ve never been so humiliated in my life.