I have been called to a special meeting of the top secret military staff for lunch. Since I am the top ranking officer with 8 STARS and 8 feet, I MUST

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I have been called to a special meeting of the top secret military staff for lunch. Since I am the top ranking officer with 8 STARS and 8 feet, I MUST attend.

See you all later, Earthlings. IF you survive.

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