I sometimes fantasise about having rough s** with my best friend’s sister. I’d like to smoke a mix with her; take her out the back to the caravan; eat her p**** like a hungry pit-bull as she gives me sloppy, wet d*********; f*** her in the a** and p****; and then finish by dropping a massive bucket of j*** all over her face and in her mouth and hair.

Suffice to say, this is what I think about daily when I perform my kegels, drink my 3L of water and take my zinc supplements—the ropes of c** shooting from my c*** all over her, drenching her, as I am blinded from the waves of neuromuscular pleasure. 😉

Jesus. Thinking about it is making me almost j*** in my pants without touching myself. I’d better be careful: I haven’t c** in over three months!