Once I realized that half of my coworkers were happy retards my life got better. Same with drivers. Half of all drivers are happy retards. They have no

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Once I realized that half of my coworkers were happy retards my life got better. Same with drivers. Half of all drivers are happy retards. They have no idea of where they are going or what they are doing. If you treat people like happy retards you will do well in life. I guarantee it.

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