Wait a minute! I live on East 37th Street between Foster and D! AND I work on 5th Avenue between 35th and 36th! AND my girlfriend is a cute young art student who lives on Parkside! But why would you want to hurt me?? I’ve done nothing wrong! If I’m guilty of anything, it’s repeatedly breaking into your house while you’re asleep and blowing my creamy load into your gaping mouth while you snore like a chainsaw!
