SUCKOFF SUNDAY TODAY AT SLAMMERS!

Nursing a hangover and need to get your hairy hog hoovered by flitty Floridian faglips?

Come down to SLAMMERS and enjoy the NFL game on one of our XXL big screens along with mimosas, bloody marys and our signature cocktail the BACKSNATCH BELINI on special!

Special Appearance by your favorite Christmastime Cocksucker KORVALLUS KRINGLE handing out poppers, lube packets and party favors in his rainbow Santa suit!

Forget your manners, come to SLAMMERS!™

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Miami FL

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