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Yesterday evening, sitting at a light in an intersection waiting to turn left. I’m behind a car, the first car in line to turn left. There’s people behind me, we all want to turn. This guy is a car length from the line, which means it won’t trigger the light for the turn left green. We sat through 3 f****** light changes with no light to turn left.

Rather than honk the born, which I rarely do, I hate horn honkers, losers, I put the car into park, got out, walked over to the drivers side, it was some black kid and his Asian girlfriend. I just motioned pointing “move up….” which he did. I walked back to my car, got in and sure enough… There it is, finally…. Theft turn green.

How clueless do you need to be though? Come on man. 3 f****** light rotations and we are the only ones not getting the go? You didn’t wonder what’s going on? You didn’t notice that? You are literally a full car length away from the line.

Hopefully I taught the kids a lesson. There are sensors. They don’t just turn green randomly on a timer. I’m pretty sure they’re built into the road, triggered by weight. I don’t know, but there are sensors.

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